The Heavy* Collection
For Making Everyday Life Heavier
Ends Sunday. No rain checks. No excuses.
20% Off Sitewide This Week Only
We don’t do sales often. But this one? It’s for the dads who lift heavy, drink heavier, and deserve gear that can handle both.
Whether he’s a gym rat, a backyard barbarian, or just a man of iron taste - this is your chance to arm him with the world’s heaviest drinkware.
STRENGTH IN EVERY SIP
MEET THE 5LB HEAVY* SHAKER
Most gym shakers are cheap plastic—crack, stink, and feel flimsy. The 5lb Heavy Shaker* fixes that. Made from stainless steel, it’s sleek, durable, and built to last.
At 5lbs, it’s not just a shaker—it’s a sneaky grip workout. Every sip between sets gives your forearms a little extra burn. Plus, no leaks, no weird smells, just a solid, premium feel that matches your gym gear.
Hand it to a friend and watch their reaction. This thing has presence. If you lift heavy, why not drink heavy too?
